Tom Hopper's Nude Scene in Tormented

You may remember my squeals of delight over the prospect of seeing hunky Tom Hopper naked in the movie Tormented.

Well as usual, my excitement was premature, as judging from this clip of the scene (which constitutes half of his total nudity in the film), you barely even get to see arse, let alone cock, which is what we want to see.

I think I'll pass on hiring the DVD when it comes out.

Jamie Fox's Naked Cock

Let me count how many ways I'd like to suck that.

The Real Full Monty - The Strip!

Here's the strip from the Sky One documentary I've been going on about. It wasn't quite what the title led us to believe.

Sky One's The Real Full Monty - Caps!

You may remember me pissing myself with glee over the prospect of a Sky One documentary about amateur male strippers last week in this post.

Well I have to locate a video of the show, but here are some caps that I shamelessly nicked from elsewhere, so do enjoy.

Craig From Big Brother 6 Has A Wank on Webcam

All remember Craig from Big Brother 6 do we?

You remember BB6, it was the one with the first default winner and a ragtaggle rogue's gallery of the most hateful social misfits ever assembled for a TV show and given airtime. Notable moments were an obese dwarf masturbating on the lawn with a wine bottle.

Remember it now?

Anyway, one of the most pleasing storylines that emerged from this odious cesspit was the unrequited love of gay Craig for straight Anthony, which manifested in many forms usually involving drunken hysterics and mucho inappropriate touching. You may also recall that Craig was quite possibly the worst person who ever existed yet proudly proclaimed his intention not to diminish his character whilst similtaneously engaging in the most ugly bullying of slut Sam and exaggerated sexual harassment of poor brainless Anfernee.

So it's with some pleasure that I present these photos of Craig being caught wanking on his webcam over at cam4. Especially as he's still fat - and not fat in a good way like Rhys from Torchwood - oh, no, he's bleurgh, and better than that, has a small penis. Wahoo!.

Sky One's The Real Full Monty

Oooh, cocks on TV.

Unfortunately, Sky TV, which I don't have. However, some of you probably do have it, so here is the promo blurb and a trailer. I hope casperfan will be capping away.

Sky One offers an antidote to the recession with this uplifting and revealing special that brings together jobless men from all walks of life, from the former city boy to a down-on-his-luck builder. Together, they will be challenged to put on the performance of their lives as they transform themselves into strippers and go the full monty. The men will be laid bare in every sense as they reveal their background stories and emotional journeys, from overcoming the setback of redundancy to building up the confidence to perform a striptease. Following auditions, the chosen men will embark on a mission to pick themselves up, lose their inhibitions and have fun too. The film will follow these would-be Chippendales as they prepare their routine, costumes and performance space. They'll not only have to learn how to dance, get fit and let go of any body confidence issues in time for the big night they'll also have to promote the show to ensure they have a full house.

Show is broadcast on Monday 13th July, Sky One, at 9pm.

Sander Lantinga's Naked Streak At Wimbledon

Long-term readers may recall my getting excited over Dutch TV presenter Dennis Storm's nude photoshoot for Playgirl, which he did for the show Try Before You Die.

Well, this time we have Dutch DJ, Sander Lantinga, doing a similar challenge for the same show, this time as a streaker at Wimbledon.

Here is the segment from the show in two parts, followed by some caps that went around the press at the time. There's slow-motion cock in the second part.